The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents’ wedding.
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If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.
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In her 20′s, a woman’s breasts double her self-esteem. In her 40′s, they halve it.
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Life entertains humble men by giving men with below average looks (intellect, knowledge, etc.) an above average self-esteem.
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Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.
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To a blind man, pawn shop and porn shop are one. To an unintelligent man, oversleeping and sleeping over are opposites.
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Technically, according to the notion of the will of God, there is no such a thing as a competent surgeon.
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Once born, how long a man will live matters. Once dead, how long he has lived doesn’t.
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Undesirable things that man can alter (e.g., his weight), he alters. Those that he cannot (e.g., his height), he calls the will of God.
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Insurance companies sell what might happen tomorrow. Historians sell what certainly happened yesterday.
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