I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Woody AllenStichwörter: humor reading speed-reading tolstoy
I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
Woody AllenStichwörter: self-deprecating woody-allen
My brain? That's my second favorite organ.
Woody AllenStichwörter: humor
I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
Woody AllenStichwörter: humor music absurd
If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
Woody AllenStichwörter: humor religion christian-behavior organized-religion woody-allen
How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
Woody AllenThe difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
Woody AllenStichwörter: sex
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Woody AllenStichwörter: sex
Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
Woody AllenStichwörter: sex
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Woody AllenStichwörter: sex
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