Barzûl!
Christopher PaoliniStichwörter: humor funny eragon eldest brisingr orik
Pressure is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing.
Peyton ManningStichwörter: funny football peyton-manning
I hung up the phone, jubilant, and threw myself into a wall, then pretended to be getting electrocuted. I do this when I'm very happy.
Dave EggersStichwörter: funny
That explains a lot,' he said. 'I suppose it's also why we've never glimpsed that giant compass in the corner of the Atlantic. I have to say, I'm a little disappointed.
Gideon DefoeStichwörter: funny maps pirates
Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
Eoin ColferBooks can also provoke emotions. And emotions sometimes are even more troublesome than ideas. Emotions have led people to do all sorts of things they later regret-like, oh, throwing a book at someone else.
Pseudonymous BoschStichwörter: humor funny emotions manga anime provoke troublesome
He’s always asking: ‘Is that new? I haven’t seen that before.’ It’s like, Why don’t you mind your own business? Solve world hunger. Get out of my closet.
Michelle ObamaStichwörter: humor funny fashion obama michelle-obama
I swore I'd never become some lord's brainless arm ornament and political host, but I've become far worse. I'm a glorified housekeeper and sperm donor.
-from the journal of Payton Marcus Townsend.
Huevos up. Swing up to the window, swing back to Al B. Hall, who says, "Bless you," and would I get him a bottle of Satan's Red-Hot Revenge for the eggs?
Sure thing, Pastor.
Revenge of the Giant Grill Man.
Joan BauerStichwörter: funny self-explanatory
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