I’m an idiot. I’m ten times an idiot. God, I could just die.” Then I forged ahead because the last comment was too close for comfort these days. “Not die die, as in not-breathing die, but die figuratively, if you know what I mean.” Lee was grinning.
Kristen AshleyStichwörter: funny
These boys need women who can take the heat without meltin’ like butter, and sometimes that heat is fiery. They need women who can give back their shit so they don’t walk all over ‘em and get bored out of their fucking skulls. And they need women who can go soft when the situation demands because they get hard knocks on a regular basis, sometimes literal y, and comin’ home to somethin’ soft is the only way to cope.
Kristen AshleyStichwörter: funny
That’s what love’s all about, Roxanne. You
love someone, you trust them always to tel
you the truth.
Stichwörter: funny
You can’t tel me I’m not breaking up with you when I’m breaking up with you!
Kristen AshleyStichwörter: funny
Hank wants to have a conversation tonight. We had a conversation last night! I can’t have another conversation! He’l say shit that freaks me out because he’s, like, in my brain. We haven’t even known each other for two weeks! How can he be in my brain? It’s unreal ..
Kristen AshleyStichwörter: funny
Sweet Jesus! Sweet, sweet Jesus!” Mom called to the Savior, caught up in the divine intervention that was Hank and me.
I narrowed my eyes at her. “Stop cal ing Jesus, Mom. Hank’s gonna think you’re weird,” I snapped.
“She is weird,” Dad said.
“I’m not weird,” Mom returned.
Stichwörter: funny
I wil not calm down. My baby girl is moving halfway across the country.”
“She’s been moved away before,” Dad pointed out.
“Yeah, but that was with Billy. We all knew he wouldn’t work out. We’re talking about Hank here. Look at him,” she pointed to Hank.
“She’s never coming home. Never.
Stichwörter: funny
I'm simpley one hell of a butler.
Sebastian MichealisStichwörter: funny hell black of lol one sebastian butler a i-m mchichealis simpley
The queen's eyes smouldered. "I know my own kind when I see them, and right now there is one in these city walls." She pointed a finger toward the balcony."I want her found and brought to me."
"Right," said Kai,"that'll be no problem in a city of two and a half million people. Let me just go dig out my special Lunar detector, and I'll get right on that.
Stichwörter: funny
Life would have been quite another matter for them both if they had
learned in time that it was easier to avoid great matrimonial
catastrophes than trivial everyday miseries. But if they had learned
anything together, it was that wisdom comes to us when it can no
longer do any good.
Stichwörter: inspirational funny life-lessons
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