But...that doesn't make any sense...!'
'It does if you're a goat.
Stichwörter: funny logic goats
I prey on innocent villagers and terrify their children," he said with a nasty smile. "And sometimes when I'm feeling really evil, I read books or paint.
Kate Avery EllisonYou're ruining that book!" He pointed to the page I'd torn out. "That's a perfectly good book!" Holding his gaze, I reached down and ripped another page out. "I'm making roses." "Well, it's my book." "Sorry." I tore out another.
Kate Avery EllisonStichwörter: beauty will funny
His was a great sin who first invented consciousness. Let us lose it for a few hours.
F. Scott FitzgeraldStichwörter: consciousness funny
By the power of the Tri-Force, I command you to "-------
Prashna BariStichwörter: shakespeare einstein funny zelda link triforce
I gave a relenting sigh. "Fine! I'll throw on some clothes. Turn around. I'm in my pj's." Pj's that consisted of nothing but a tank top and boy shorts--an image I didn't want to sear into Scott's mind.
Scott smiled. "I'm a guy. That's like asking a kid not to glance at the candy counter." Ugh. The dimple in his cheek deepened. And it was not in any way cute...
Stichwörter: funny nora-grey-and-scott
I wasn't really naked. I simply didn't have any clothes on.
Josephine BakerStichwörter: humor funny nakedness realtivity literal-meaning
Awesome."
"Awesome squared."
"Awesome cubed."
"Awesome to the power of infinity."
"The square root of awesome is-"
"-Asha." We finish at the same time and laugh.
Stichwörter: humor funny awesomeness
You can call me Grandpa, if that does it for you.
R.K. LilleyWhat the hell was she doing on the nonhostage side of a handgun?
Suzanne BrockmannStichwörter: romance humour funny romantic-suspense military-romance
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