Love is a fairytale blah, blah, blah.
Jessica FortunatoStichwörter: love heart funny fairy-tale fairytale sarcasm-humor
I will never fit in because
I wasn't meant to
Injuries heal, but wrinkles are the scars of time.
BauvardStichwörter: humor funny scars healing injuries wrinkles
Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face.
BauvardStichwörter: humor happiness love sleep funny smiling
Sometimes the smartest thing to do is to feign ignorance.
Zack W. VanStichwörter: philosophy funny life-lessons
Boys don’t gossip.”
“Pah! You don’t know us as well as you think.”
This was a disturbing prospect.
Stichwörter: romance humour funny young-adult-fiction
It’s not really wine,” he said. “It’s Diet Coke. And if anyone ever serves you brown wine with a foamy head, send it back.
Jennifer EcholsStichwörter: romance humour funny young-adult-fiction
Can you put your hands on my crotch?”
“Why, hell no, I cannot.” I didn’t remember anything like this happening in Pride and Prejudice.
Stichwörter: romance humour funny young-adult-fiction
Assumptions are unopened windows that foolish birds fly into, and their broken bodies are evidence gathered too late.
Bryan DavisStichwörter: funny assumptions irony comical harsh blunt
WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY:
In your case, ED is not a man's name.
Stichwörter: men funny concubine
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