Her descriptions will be incandescent, perfect little nuggets of phraseology, and there will probably be lots of sex in her writing - the clinical type of sex with labias and clitorises and tongues going everywhere.
Susan BreenStichwörter: humor writing sex funny
The phone beeped - M fine but these two guys R on me like cougars on Adam Lambert.
Elisabeth StaabStichwörter: funny pnr witty-quotes elisabeth-staab king-of-darkness
If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
Dark Jar Tin ZooStichwörter: humor love woman women murder time relationships necessity funny crazy justification husband wife desire need insane want alibi yearn justify word-junkies
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
Dark Jar Tin ZooStichwörter: humor life honesty love deception women lies relationships funny lie denial illusion illogical honest deceit machine deny suspicion broken lie-detector word-junkies
Nothing says work efficiency like panic mode.
Don RoffStichwörter: humor writing procrastination random work funny panic editing efficiency procrastinate adhd procrastinating
Listen, I didn’t ask for a face and body girls find attractive. But thanks to the mixture of my parents’ DNA, I’ve got them, and I’m not ashamed to use ’em.
Simone ElkelesStichwörter: romance humour funny young-adult-fiction young-adult-romance
Whoa, who was that?”
“Madison Stone,” Kiara mutters.
“Introduce me to her.”
“Why?”
Because I know it’ll annoy the shit out of you.
Stichwörter: romance humour funny young-adult-fiction young-adult-romance
She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven’t done in years— barnyard sounds.
Simone ElkelesStichwörter: romance humour funny young-adult-fiction young-adult-romance
I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
Dark Jar Tin ZooStichwörter: humor love men women romantic romance sleep sex relationships funny sleeping intensity focus intense reserve not-romantic make-love word-junkies
Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
Dark Jar Tin ZooStichwörter: humor love writing god sex relationships funny amazement writer editing transformation lover absence amazing commas sex-god transform word-junkies
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