The reason faeries don't like iron is that it ties them too strongly to this world. The Paths aren't part of this world - you can't take iron there. It won't let you.'
I frowned. "You do realize that makes no sense."
'Unlike being able to open a door in the wall and take you to another hemisphere in a matter of minutes? How odd. Everything about Faerie is usually so rational.
Stichwörter: funny jack faerie iron evie
I'm familiar with the myth, I'm merely surprised that a female
would be familiar with the classics."
"You must have a very limited experience with my sex," Alexandra
said, surprised. "My grandfather said most women are every bit as
intelligent as men."
She saw his eyes take on the sudden gleam of suppressed laughter
and assumed, mistakenly, that he was amused by her assessment of
female intelligence rather than her remark about his inexperience
with women.
Stichwörter: funny historical-romance amusing woman-power
I didn't do anything wrong. I swear.'
He grunted. 'Like I've never heard that before. Funny, but I expected a little more originality from Moira's daughter.'
'Yeah, well, the dog ate my notebook with all my good excuses.
Stichwörter: funny excuses quote humorous
You dance?”
“I think that might be overly optimistic,” he said. “I do something. I’ll try not to hurt you.
Stichwörter: romance humour funny contemporary-romance
—¿Acabas de... lavar un plato? —Dee retrocedió lentamente, parpadeando. Miró a Daemon—. El mundo se va a terminar. Y sigo siendo vir...
—¡No! —gritaron los hermanos al unísono. Daemon parecía que en realidad iba a vomitar.
—Jesús, nunca termines esa oración. En realidad, nunca cambies eso. Gracias.
La boca de ella se abrió.
—Ustedes esperan de mí que nunca tenga...
—Ésta no es una conversación con la que quiera empezar mi día. — Dawson agarró su mochila de la mesa de la cocina—. Estoy yéndome a la escuela antes de que esto se vuelva todavía más detallado.
Stichwörter: humor funny spanish virgen
Hey, check this weirdo out." Hi was inspecting a bust on the mantel. "This face is ninety percent eyebrow. What do you want to bet he owned slaves?"
Scowling to match the carving's expression, Hi spoke in a gravelly voice. "In my day, we ate the poor people. We had a giant outdoor grill, and we cooked up peasant steaks every Sunday."
Stichwörter: humor funny poor-people code hi kathy-reichs
You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day". Yeah, looks like He rushed it
Bill HicksStichwörter: humor people christianity god religion humour funny comedy christians creationism creationists
Liberace was certainly master and commander of the ivories ~ he is the only pianist I can watch or listen to without suffering a case of 'Stagefright Sympathy Sickness'.
E.A. BucchianeriStichwörter: humor music humour funny entertainment humorous show-business stage musicians concerts musician piano master mastery pianist classical-music gifted-people entertainers liberace pianists showbiz stagefright talented-people
The Demon curled its lips back, revealing a double row of needle-sharp teeth.
I considered changing my chosen course of action; I considered fainting.
Stichwörter: funny
He can't get broke so long as he is stuffed with money.
L. Frank BaumStichwörter: funny the-marvelous-land-of-oz
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