I never said you were supposed to be a jailer, i only said a normal person would have questioned why someone would create a decoy nun and then crawl out the window.
Janette RallisonStichwörter: funny writer normal
I held in the sneeze, though, by thinking of the word cucumber. It always works.
Merrie HaskellLife is an awful, ugly place when you think you are still in the game but yet you are kicked out without knowing, yet you find out it was a dream.
Emmanuel Oppong AgyemangStichwörter: funny
Does Playboy still run fiction?”
“I have absolutely no idea, Melinda,” he said, grinning.
Stichwörter: romance humour funny contemporary-romance
We weren't really friends yet, just knowers of each other's secret stuff.
M. Beth BloomStichwörter: humor friends funny silly
As the middle child of the Laurel Canyon Adams Family, Whit was surprisingly chill on the subject of ampire-vays.
M. Beth BloomStichwörter: humor funny vampires vampire silly adams-family pig-latin
That's good," Hunter said, panting. "Keep grinning at your attacker like that and they'll think you're way creepy. And mental."
I grinned wider. "I totally love this. Who can I punch next?
Stichwörter: funny hunter lucy kick-ass
Where's Quinn?'
"He went around the other side." Connor replied. Stealth mode."
A war whoop and a mocking laugh belied that comment.
Hunter sighed. 'He's across the street, being a lunatic, you mean.'
"That's stealth mode for him.
Stichwörter: funny hunter lunatic quinn connor stealth-mode
Unless you're under 12 or into role playing, you shouldn't be wearing Mickey Mouse ears #AHOLE
A.O. StormStichwörter: humor funny disneyland disney vacation
Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.
Alyxandra HarveyStichwörter: funny condoms lucy over-protective
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