I never said you were supposed to be a jailer, i only said a normal person would have questioned why someone would create a decoy nun and then crawl out the window.

Janette Rallison

Tag: funny writer normal



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I held in the sneeze, though, by thinking of the word cucumber. It always works.

Merrie Haskell

Tag: funny sneeze



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Life is an awful, ugly place when you think you are still in the game but yet you are kicked out without knowing, yet you find out it was a dream.

Emmanuel Oppong Agyemang

Tag: funny



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Does Playboy still run fiction?”
“I have absolutely no idea, Melinda,” he said, grinning.

Robyn Carr

Tag: romance humour funny contemporary-romance



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We weren't really friends yet, just knowers of each other's secret stuff.

M. Beth Bloom

Tag: humor friends funny silly



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As the middle child of the Laurel Canyon Adams Family, Whit was surprisingly chill on the subject of ampire-vays.

M. Beth Bloom

Tag: humor funny vampires vampire silly adams-family pig-latin



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That's good," Hunter said, panting. "Keep grinning at your attacker like that and they'll think you're way creepy. And mental."
I grinned wider. "I totally love this. Who can I punch next?

Alyxandra Harvey

Tag: funny hunter lucy kick-ass



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Where's Quinn?'
"He went around the other side." Connor replied. Stealth mode."
A war whoop and a mocking laugh belied that comment.
Hunter sighed. 'He's across the street, being a lunatic, you mean.'
"That's stealth mode for him.

Alyxandra Harvey

Tag: funny hunter lunatic quinn connor stealth-mode



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Unless you're under 12 or into role playing, you shouldn't be wearing Mickey Mouse ears #AHOLE

A.O. Storm

Tag: humor funny disneyland disney vacation



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Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.

Alyxandra Harvey

Tag: funny condoms lucy over-protective



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