Noses run. Feet smell.
Teresa MonachinoTag: funny wordplay clever words-fail-me teresa-monahcino
Yes!” He wrapped both arms around me, but when I tried to do the same he jumped away. “Watch the suit,” he said, glaring. Oh, boy.
Michelle HodkinTag: funny little-brothers
Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount.
Teresa MonachinoTag: funny wordplay clever words-fail-me teresa-monachino
Monsters have the worst taste in women.
Tera Lynn ChildsNo, I don't like you, I just thought you were cute enough to kiss you.
Frank OceanTag: funny life-and-living hip-hop in-the-moment bogus horomones r-and-b
There is something stunningly narrow about how the Anthropic Principle is phrased. Yes, only certain laws and constants of nature are consistent with our kind of life. But essentially the same laws and constants are required to make a rock. So why not talk about a Universe designed so rocks could one day come to be, and strong and weak Lithic Principles? If stones could philosophize, I imagine Lithic Principles would be at the intellectual frontiers.
Carl SaganTag: humor science life purpose philosophy nature universe funny meaning cosmology physics evidence laws
Paul is a liar, he said so. (Romans 3:7.)
Simon EwinsTag: lies funny humorous comedian
Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.
Victor J. StengerTag: humor life lies death funny humorous deceit con refund con-men
Está mejor - respondió con remilgo - Afortunadamente, me lo rompió una perra psicótica, y no alguien de la familia.
Le di mi mejor sonrisa psicótica.
Qué mal. La familia te puede golpear por accidente. Las perras psicóticas tienden a volver por más
Tag: funny spanish bitch rose-hathaway
I understand that you don’t want to marry me,” I said. “I mean, I don’t know why, since I’m simply delightful to be around. But to each his own taste.
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