OCEANA: Are we here to take a tour of the museum? Is this your surprise?
ORPHEUS: This is my house.
OCEANA: (gasps) You gotta be kidding me.
ORPHEUS: (now glaring at her) No I'm not.
Easy for you to say. You're the one who got plowed. I was doing the plowing." Cam's mouth opened. Oh my God, did I really just say that? I had.
Jennifer L. ArmentroutTag: funny lol cam avery haha jennifer-l-armentrout wait-for-you
Are you two you know?" Jacob pointed at us. " Together? Together? "
I didn't get a chance to answer. Cam spun me around and kissed me, right there between the two buildings. It was no friendly peck on the lips. When our tongues touched, my bag slipped off my arm and hit the frosted ground.
"Holy crap," Jacob muttered. "I think they're going to make babies.
Tag: funny lol jacob cam avery jennifer-l-armentrout j-lynn wait-for-you jacob-massen
I had no idea what time it was, but I felt boneless and it would take an act of God to get me out of this bed. Or chocolate.
Jennifer L. ArmentroutTag: funny avery jennifer-l-armentrout j-lynn wait-for-you
Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?"
"No! Good God, no!
Tag: funny cookies cam cookie avery haha jennifer-l-armentrout wait-for-you code-word
Why me?" I blurted out, and then closed my eyes briefly. "Okay. Don't answer that."
The food arrived just then一thank God一and the conversation was deterred...for about two minutes. "I'm going to answer that question," Cam said, peering at me through his lashes.
I wanted to face-plant my stuffed chicken. "You don't have to."
"No, I think I do.
Tag: funny cam avery jennifer-l-armentrout j-lynn wait-for-you
I think we may have started this conversation off on the wrong foot," Robert said finally. In fact, if the conversation had been animate, the merciful thing to do would have been to take it out behind the barn and shoot it.
Courtney MilanTag: funny
What kinda vows?" Celibacy? I thought, though I didn't say it. Nobody keeps a celibacy vow anyway.
Cassandra Rose ClarkeChomsky is a pencil-and-paper theoretician who wouldn't know Jabba the Hutt from the Cookie Monster,
Steven PinkerTag: humor funny humorous-quotations
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Teresa MonachinoTag: funny wordplay clever words-fail-me teresa-monachino
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