That’s a Planeswalker demon.” Dante slumped into the seat behind her. “You aren’t crazy.” Meg slid him a bemused glance. “I thought we’d settled that a few weeks back.”“Nope,” he said,shaking his head. “I was still certain you were loony.”“Then why have you been helping me?”“I don’t know if you’ve noticed, sweetheart, but you have fabulous tits,” Dante said with a sigh. “I figured once you gave up on the whole idea of being queen of the faery world, you might consider sleeping with me. Now I see that demons are real. I’m going to church tomorrow.
Sophie OakStichwörter: funny paranormal so-true-4-me
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Thanks, Marisa. You're the best sister a girl can ask for," Mia told her sincerely.
"I know--and very modest too.
Stichwörter: funny
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When I was younger I used to think that band-aids did all the work. I mean after all, it binds your wound together and makes everything better back to the way it was. But then I became an adult and started to fall in love,fvi and I realize that band-aids are so overrated lol.
Onee'sha FordStichwörter: humor love funny cute
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What the dev— er, deuce did you do that for? It hurt!”
“Good,” said the angel. “I was afraid these new shoes would not be sturdy enough.
Stichwörter: romance humour funny historical-romance
Lord Carradice managed to look wicked, smug, and saintly, all at the same time.
Anne GracieStichwörter: romance humour funny historical-romance
I was shy,” said six-foot-one of bashful male. He grunted as a sharp, feminine elbow thudded inconspicuously into his side.
Anne GracieStichwörter: romance humour funny historical-romance
Do you think ladies’ eyebrows can communicate as well?” she asked.
“No, they don’t have sufficient thicketry,” he said with authority.
“Thicketry?”
“Yes, that is the official term.
Stichwörter: romance humour funny historical-romance
Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's advocate, Bible-thump. That, in a worldly world, is the great irony and satire of evangelism.
Criss JamiStichwörter: humor funny bible apologetics funny-but-true evangelism devil-s-advocate worldly
Indignation is often the best defense.
Diane CapriStichwörter: funny mystery suspense diane-capri justice-series
Breaking away from Gideon with some reluctance, Sophie rose to her feet and dusted off her dress. "Please forgive me, my dear Mr. Lightwood- I mean Gideon- but I must go and murder the cook. I shall be directly back.
Cassandra ClareStichwörter: love funny sophie gideon
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