Use that fluff of yours you call a brain.
Agatha ChristieStichwörter: humor stupidity funny agatha-christie
I wont take no for an answer. I will use this to bind you to my bed until you change your mind if you dont answer the way I want you to. Will you marry me?"
She grinned. "I dont know." Her attention fixed on the tie for a few seconds before she met his gaze again. "I might be tempted to say no just to get you to tie me to your bed.
Stichwörter: justice funny jessie
We must have a creature made of Darkness to break through the cage of Darkenss that imprisons your grandmother," Thanatos said.
"That creature is me." Aurox stepped forward.
"Oh, for shit's sake! We are absolutely fucked!" Aphrodite said.
Sadly I had to agree with her.
Stichwörter: funny house-of-night hidden p-c-cast aphrodite zoey kristin-cast thanatos zo aurox house-of-night-series
Well I ain't Dr. Phil, but I'm smart," she said.
"And your shoes are cuter than his," I said, trying to sound at least semi-normal.
"Yeah they remind me of Dorothy's ruby slippers, only mine are wedges 'cause I'm more fashion conscious than she was.
Stichwörter: funny house-of-night hidden dorothy p-c-cast zoey kramisha kristin-cast dr-phil wizard-of-oz ruby-slippers
Women will buy products in an attempt to become the impossible goal. Men will buy products in an attempt to mate with the impossible goal.
David McRaneyStichwörter: funny
There is much to discover that's not on the back cover!
E.A. BucchianeriStichwörter: humor reading books humour literature funny book novels reading-books covers book-quotes book-cover-quotes i-love-books i-love-reading i-love-to-read book-cover book-covers back-cover back-covers
Whenever he looks at me with those big brown eyes, I feel like giving him a nut,” she said. She even started calling the squirrels running around in the park Mr. Whitmans.
Kerstin GierStichwörter: funny squirrels likeness brown-eyes
Fackelmann claimed to have started a Log just to keep track of Kite's attempted pickup lines -- surefire lines like e.g. 'You're the second most beautiful woman I've ever seen, the first most beautiful woman I've ever seem being former Bristish Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher,' and 'If you came home with me I'm unusually confident that I could achieve an erection,' and said that if Kite wasn't still cherry at twenty-three and a half it was proof of some kind of divine-type grace.
David Foster WallaceStichwörter: humor funny pickup-lines
The Doctor: I've seen bigger.
Clara: Really?
The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive!
Stichwörter: humor funny good doctor-who the-doctor clara-oswin-oswald
Popatrz jeno. Kościół, karczma, bordel, a w środku między nimi kupa gówna. Oto parabola ludzkiego żywota.
Andrzej SapkowskiStichwörter: funny medieval shit polish
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