Why...do you find this...distracting?
Suzanne CollinsStichwörter: funny action the-hunger-games mockingjay finnick-odair
I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world...
Whitney G.The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these: A disposition to eat, to drink, to smoke, to meet together convivially, to laugh, to joke, and tell indelicate stories— and mainly, a yearning to paint pictures.
Mark TwainStichwörter: funny fun joke laugh masturbation mark-twain smoke
You don't appreciate a faithful husband when you've got one,' said Tommy.
'All my friends tell me you never know with husbands,' said Tuppance.
'You have the wrong kind of friends,' said Tommy.
Stichwörter: humor friends funny husband faithfulness agatha-christie husband-and-wife-relationship tommy-and-tuppance
The Princess Bride
S. Morgenstern's
Classic Tale of True Love
and High Adventure
You had to admire a guy who called his own new book a classic before it was published and anyone had a chance to read it.
Stichwörter: funny admiration authors narrative princess-bride william-goldman high-expectations
Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and Valerie and his father was a doctor.
William GoldmanStichwörter: family funny the-princess-bride william-goldman valerie books-to-reality miracle-max s-morgenstern
Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter...with alliteration, no less!
E.A. BucchianeriStichwörter: humor procrastination humour funny internet alliteration wasting-time social-media social-networking temptations twitter twitter-quotes time-wasting twaddle twitter-addiction
I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who should be locked up. With him, my idiot boyfriend.
Kylie ScottIt will never belong in a Hallmark card, but I drove a car into a house and killed a man for you. You chained me up for days and I still wanted to come back and talk over our darkly sordid, slightly kinky, and a lot warped relationship. Face it, you're stuck with me.
Kylie ScottAli was a lucky, lucky girl having those two big hot men at her disposal. Not that Roslyn wasn't content with her one surly man, but still...two. Some people were enjoying their apocalypse a little too much.
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