Die besten Zitate der Welt!

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

Mark Twain

Stichwörter: humor procrastination

Professors of literature collect books the way a ship collects barnacles, without seeming effort.

Carolyn G. Heilbrun

Stichwörter: humor books

A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar.

Carolyn G. Heilbrun

Stichwörter: humor books

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Charles Lamb

Stichwörter: humor work

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.

Isaac Asimov

Stichwörter: humor writing

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

Terry Pratchett

Stichwörter: humor thinking open-mind

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.

Terry Pratchett

Stichwörter: humor life death

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.

Terry Pratchett

Stichwörter: humor proverb

This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.

Ben Elton

Stichwörter: humor violence vyvyan