The Queen's Pride was his ship, and he loved her. (That was the way his sentences always went: It is raining today and I love you. My cold is better and I love you. Say hello to Horse and I love you. Like that.)
William GoldmanNever put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
Mark TwainTags: humor procrastination
Professors of literature collect books the way a ship collects barnacles, without seeming effort.
Carolyn G. HeilbrunA literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar.
Carolyn G. HeilbrunI always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Charles LambIf my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.
Isaac AsimovThe trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Terry PratchettTags: humor thinking open-mind
It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.
Terry PratchettGive a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Terry PratchettThis calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
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