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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

Mark Twain

Mots clés humor procrastination

Professors of literature collect books the way a ship collects barnacles, without seeming effort.

Carolyn G. Heilbrun

Mots clés humor books

A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar.

Carolyn G. Heilbrun

Mots clés humor books

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Charles Lamb

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If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.

Isaac Asimov

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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

Terry Pratchett

Mots clés humor thinking open-mind

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.

Terry Pratchett

Mots clés humor life death

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.

Terry Pratchett

Mots clés humor proverb

This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.

Ben Elton

Mots clés humor violence vyvyan