The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification
Josh SternStichwörter: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy insane funny-and-random
If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator
Josh SternStichwörter: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco
Josh SternStichwörter: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on the pillow
Josh SternStichwörter: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months
Josh SternStichwörter: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub
Josh SternStichwörter: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
Ah, sahib. I know you just come to comfort a old man left to live by hisself. Soomintra say I too old-fashion. And Leela, she always by you. Why you don’t sit down, sahib? It ain’t dirty. Is just how it does look.’
Ganesh didn’t sit down. ‘Ramlogan, I come to buy over your taxis.
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It was not long after that Ganesh saw a big new notice in the shop, painted on cardboard.
‘Is Leela self who write that,’ Ramlogan said. ‘I didn’t ask she to write it, mind you. She just sit down quiet quiet one morning after tea and write it off.’
It read:
NOTICE
NOTICE, IS. HEREBY; PROVIDED: THAT, SEATS!
ARE, PROVIDED. FOR; FEMALE: SHOP, ASSISTANTS!
Ganesh said, ‘Leela know a lot of punctuation marks.’
That is it, sahib. All day the girl just sitting down and talking about these puncturation marks. She is like that, sahib.
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You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars.
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Crotch-punchingly real!
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