The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification

Josh Stern

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If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator

Josh Stern

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Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco

Josh Stern

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When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on the pillow

Josh Stern

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If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months

Josh Stern

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Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub

Josh Stern

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Ah, sahib. I know you just come to comfort a old man left to live by hisself. Soomintra say I too old-fashion. And Leela, she always by you. Why you don’t sit down, sahib? It ain’t dirty. Is just how it does look.’
Ganesh didn’t sit down. ‘Ramlogan, I come to buy over your taxis.

V.S. Naipaul

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It was not long after that Ganesh saw a big new notice in the shop, painted on cardboard.
‘Is Leela self who write that,’ Ramlogan said. ‘I didn’t ask she to write it, mind you. She just sit down quiet quiet one morning after tea and write it off.’
It read:

NOTICE
NOTICE, IS. HEREBY; PROVIDED: THAT, SEATS!
ARE, PROVIDED. FOR; FEMALE: SHOP, ASSISTANTS!

Ganesh said, ‘Leela know a lot of punctuation marks.’
That is it, sahib. All day the girl just sitting down and talking about these puncturation marks. She is like that, sahib.

V.S. Naipaul

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You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars.

Charles Kuralt

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Crotch-punchingly real!

David Wong

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