I'd been willing to kill for the people I loved for a very long time; now I had to start living for them.
Laurell K. HamiltonStichwörter: humor
Still it might be nice, once in a while, not to have to choose between evils. Just once, couldn't I choose the lesser good?
Laurell K. HamiltonStichwörter: humor compromise
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
Ashleigh BrilliantStichwörter: humor opinions fact right always changed humble
When I asked my shrink if I was a control freak, he finished saying “Absolutely” before I finished saying “freak.” I told him that I once worked with a woman who carried a remote control in her purse. Whenever she got worried or angry, she took it out and stroked it like a gerbil. My shrink said that if I keep comparing myself to severe neurotics, I’ll think that anything is permissible.
Erika KrouseStichwörter: humor
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One of the greatest myths in the world -
Lemony SnicketStichwörter: humor life-truths
Herr Kafka, essen Sie keine Eier." (As one and only piece of dialog K recalls from his meeting with Rudolf Steiner - "Mr. Kafka don't eat eggs.
Franz KafkaStichwörter: humor criticism scepticism
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God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
Terry PratchettStichwörter: humor einstein god gaiman
Wit is educated insolence.
AristotleStichwörter: humor definitions
Now, this one might be a little stringy, but then again, it's fiddle player."
That isn't fiddle player, it's piccolo player."
How can you tell?"
It's PIPING hot!"
Then blow on it first!
Stichwörter: humor sweeney todd
There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute bands...
Simon R. GreenStichwörter: humor
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