I'd been willing to kill for the people I loved for a very long time; now I had to start living for them.
Laurell K. HamiltonTag: humor
Still it might be nice, once in a while, not to have to choose between evils. Just once, couldn't I choose the lesser good?
Laurell K. HamiltonTag: humor compromise
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
Ashleigh BrilliantTag: humor opinions fact right always changed humble
When I asked my shrink if I was a control freak, he finished saying “Absolutely” before I finished saying “freak.” I told him that I once worked with a woman who carried a remote control in her purse. Whenever she got worried or angry, she took it out and stroked it like a gerbil. My shrink said that if I keep comparing myself to severe neurotics, I’ll think that anything is permissible.
Erika KrouseTag: humor
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One of the greatest myths in the world -
Lemony SnicketTag: humor life-truths
Herr Kafka, essen Sie keine Eier." (As one and only piece of dialog K recalls from his meeting with Rudolf Steiner - "Mr. Kafka don't eat eggs.
Franz KafkaTag: humor criticism scepticism
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God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
Terry PratchettTag: humor einstein god gaiman
Wit is educated insolence.
AristotleTag: humor definitions
Now, this one might be a little stringy, but then again, it's fiddle player."
That isn't fiddle player, it's piccolo player."
How can you tell?"
It's PIPING hot!"
Then blow on it first!
There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute bands...
Simon R. GreenTag: humor
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