Still trying to save the world?”
“Always,” I said, “and in case you haven’t noticed, it’s working. The world is still here.

Nicole Williams

Stichwörter: humorous save-the-world



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My dad had once told me, crimson-red deep in “the talk,” that with sons, all he had to worry about was one penis, but with a daughter, he had to worry about everyone else’s.

Nicole Williams

Stichwörter: humorous parents-and-children the-sex-talk



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‎What a blight that woman is. Do you happen to know why? I lean toward a malignant fairy at her christening.

Mary Ann Shaffer

Stichwörter: humorous



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See? That’s it,” he said, waving his hand. “That’s part of what makes us so great, Luce. I’m crazy. You’re crazy. Together, we make our own brand of crazy.

Nicole Williams

Stichwörter: humorous crazy-love



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Everyone was going crazy, like they’d just witnessed the birth of Jesus and the invention of electricity at the same time. Jude was a rock star, their savior, and they were paying him homage.

Nicole Williams

Stichwörter: humorous popularity rock-star idol



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If a book falls in the woods and nobody read it, was it ever written?

Neil Leckman

Stichwörter: humorous writers-on-writing



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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!!

Neil Leckman

Stichwörter: inspirational humorous



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I admit I once threw caution to the wind....
It doesn't fly well!!

Neil Leckman

Stichwörter: humorous



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I have always pictured accupuncture like falling into a box of sewing needles, and then standing up refreshed and free of pain.

Neil Leckman

Stichwörter: life-lessons humorous



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Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding from something. I told him, "That's true, I'm hiding from the barber!!

Neil Leckman

Stichwörter: life-and-living humorous



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