I didn't feel strong. I felt like a big ball of wuss that wanted to curl up in my bed and never get out.

Diane Castle

Stichwörter: humor humour humorous



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You could have heard a bee fluff

S.W. Lothian

Stichwörter: humorous middle-age humor-humour



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Where would Jesus be if no one ever wrote the gospels?

Chuck Palahniuk

Stichwörter: humorous



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I'd spent five minutes looking at Twitter once and felt I'd wandered into a poker game where everyone immediately displayed their hands against the cool green of the felt.

Jeff Abbott

Stichwörter: humorous



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He thought moving to a small town would allow him to find a way to get along to some extent but people were just plain idiots.

Christine Feehan

Stichwörter: humorous small-town-life people-suck



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And there you sit, gloating over what you have done, as if you were a martyr or a public benefactor -- as complacent and smug and misunderstood as a princess from the moon forced to herd goats!

Hope Mirrlees

Stichwörter: humorous



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The problem with at-home IQ tests is that too many people wouldn't understand the results. Calling customer service is a bad sign.

Iimani David

Stichwörter: humor humorous



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ELVIS

Chocolate Waters

Stichwörter: humorous elvis-presley-marilyn-monroe



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DISARM ALL RAPISTS

But what will we do
With their legs?

Chocolate Waters

Stichwörter: feminism humorous



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Daddy had a strict rule about firearms. Anything we killed we had to eat. No amount of barbecue sauce would make a hairy guy like you palatable.

Diane Kelly

Stichwörter: humorous texas irs cozy-mystery



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