I didn't feel strong. I felt like a big ball of wuss that wanted to curl up in my bed and never get out.
Diane CastleYou could have heard a bee fluff
S.W. LothianTags: humorous middle-age humor-humour
Where would Jesus be if no one ever wrote the gospels?
Chuck PalahniukTags: humorous
I'd spent five minutes looking at Twitter once and felt I'd wandered into a poker game where everyone immediately displayed their hands against the cool green of the felt.
Jeff AbbottTags: humorous
He thought moving to a small town would allow him to find a way to get along to some extent but people were just plain idiots.
Christine FeehanTags: humorous small-town-life people-suck
And there you sit, gloating over what you have done, as if you were a martyr or a public benefactor -- as complacent and smug and misunderstood as a princess from the moon forced to herd goats!
Hope MirrleesTags: humorous
The problem with at-home IQ tests is that too many people wouldn't understand the results. Calling customer service is a bad sign.
Iimani DavidELVIS
Chocolate WatersTags: humorous elvis-presley-marilyn-monroe
DISARM ALL RAPISTS
But what will we do
With their legs?
Daddy had a strict rule about firearms. Anything we killed we had to eat. No amount of barbecue sauce would make a hairy guy like you palatable.
Diane KellyTags: humorous texas irs cozy-mystery
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