Still trying to save the world?”
“Always,” I said, “and in case you haven’t noticed, it’s working. The world is still here.
Tags: humorous save-the-world
My dad had once told me, crimson-red deep in “the talk,” that with sons, all he had to worry about was one penis, but with a daughter, he had to worry about everyone else’s.
Nicole WilliamsTags: humorous parents-and-children the-sex-talk
What a blight that woman is. Do you happen to know why? I lean toward a malignant fairy at her christening.
Mary Ann ShafferTags: humorous
See? That’s it,” he said, waving his hand. “That’s part of what makes us so great, Luce. I’m crazy. You’re crazy. Together, we make our own brand of crazy.
Nicole WilliamsTags: humorous crazy-love
Everyone was going crazy, like they’d just witnessed the birth of Jesus and the invention of electricity at the same time. Jude was a rock star, their savior, and they were paying him homage.
Nicole WilliamsTags: humorous popularity rock-star idol
If a book falls in the woods and nobody read it, was it ever written?
Neil LeckmanTags: humorous writers-on-writing
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!!
Neil LeckmanTags: inspirational humorous
I admit I once threw caution to the wind....
It doesn't fly well!!
Tags: humorous
I have always pictured accupuncture like falling into a box of sewing needles, and then standing up refreshed and free of pain.
Neil LeckmanTags: life-lessons humorous
Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding from something. I told him, "That's true, I'm hiding from the barber!!
Neil LeckmanTags: life-and-living humorous
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