Most of us don't live our lives with one, integrated self that meets the world, we're a whole bunch of selves.
Christopher MooreEveryone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both.
Christopher MooreI was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.
Christopher MooreYdych chi'n cymryd cerdynnau credid?" said the highwayman, no doubt trying to frighten me further, his consonants chained like anal beads strung out of hell's own bunghole.
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Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.
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The next day the weather was blown out, with whitecaps frosting the entire channel across to Lanai and the coconut palms whipping overhead like epileptic dust mops.
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[Author's Notes] As I write this, September 2002, much about the humpback song is still unknown. (Although scientists do know that it tends to be found in the New Age music section, as well as in tropical waters...)
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[Conservation] Barring that, just yell at people randomly to stop killing whales. It could catch on. Really.
("Would you like fries with that?"
"Shut up and stop killing whales!"
"Thank you. Drive through, please.")
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[Acknowledgments] I recommend them all for further reading, but when you're finished, you may have to read several of my books and watch a lot of TV just to get stupid enough to function in the modern world again.
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That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith.
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