I've won Satan's lottery.

Christopher Moore

Tags: humor vampires



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I think I'm what they call a never-was.

Christopher Moore

Tags: humor



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So nerds rule.

Christopher Moore

Tags: nerds



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You sure about this writer thing son?

Christopher Moore

Tags: humor writer



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He was a writer and words were his weapons.

Christopher Moore

Tags: humor words writer



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I know that even now, having watched enough television, you probably won't even refer to them as lepers so as to spare their feelings. You probably call them 'parts-dropping-off challenged' or something.

Christopher Moore

Tags: humor political-correctness



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She doesn't understand that a writer is a special creature--that I'm different from everyone else. I'm not saying I'm superior to other people, just more sensitive, I guess.

Christopher Moore

Tags: humor writer



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She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.

Christopher Moore

Tags: humor



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I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry.

Christopher Moore

Tags: angry



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By Aladdin's lamplit scrotum, man! Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth.

Christopher Moore

Tags: humor stories story



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