Life isn't about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate.

Darynda Jones

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Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

Darynda Jones

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Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.

Darynda Jones

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You do have a tendency to severe spinal cords."

"Only for you.

Darynda Jones

Tags: true-love

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Rocket," I said, straightening in the chair. "Donovan was just helping me with my contacts."

Donovan raised his brows humorously.

Rocket furrowed his. "Did you swallow them?

Darynda Jones

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My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.

Darynda Jones

Tags: humour funny

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Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.

Darynda Jones

Tags: humour funny zombies

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If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

Darynda Jones

Tags: humour funny

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Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.

Darynda Jones

Tags: humour funny paperwork

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I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn’t, it had a lot of explaining to do.

Darynda Jones

Tags: pain humour funny

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