If we could only find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
George CarlinSome people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
George CarlinWell, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
George CarlinTags: wordplay
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
George CarlinIf 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?
George CarlinIf you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
George CarlinIf the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
George CarlinWhat does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
George CarlinI'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
George CarlinTags: humor
Twat is twat and that is that.
George CarlinTags: humor
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