If we could only find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
George CarlinSome people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
George CarlinWell, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
George CarlinMots clés wordplay
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
George CarlinIf 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?
George CarlinIf you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
George CarlinMots clés humor paradox humour
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
George CarlinWhat does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
George CarlinI'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
George CarlinMots clés humor
Twat is twat and that is that.
George CarlinMots clés humor
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