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If we could only find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?

Stichwörter: wordplay

Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.

Stichwörter: humor

Twat is twat and that is that.

Stichwörter: humor

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