We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf.
Jarod KintzIt’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love.
Jarod KintzNone of us nine with the sixes. That’s the tragedy of love.
Jarod KintzI gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and timeless. And as an excuse to why I’m always late.
Jarod KintzIf you only had 48 hours left to live, would you spend it like you normally spend your weekends? If not, why spend 2/7th of your life wasting your free time? After all, free time isn’t free. Free time is the most expensive time you have, because nobody pays for it but you. But that also makes it the most valuable time you have, as you alone stand to reap the profits from spending it wisely.
Jarod KintzI’m reminded of Orville Tethington, inventor of the world’s first steam-powered fog machine. He’s also the guy who, after the Germans invented the flame thrower in WWI, decided to counteract it with his own creation, the candle thrower. The candle thrower was only battle tested once, and after fifteen minutes the war zone was littered with lit candles. Upon returning home after the war, some of the soldiers suffered such extreme and bizarre cases of PTSD that anytime a civilian lit a match or used their lighter, the soldiers would hit the ground and start singing “Happy Birthday.
Jarod KintzBecause even among contrarians, I’m a contrarian. But all of this is just words of bronze, third place rhetoric. What do I really mean when I say we want to shock society into awareness? Do we mean we want more originality and individuality? Less TV, more reading, writing, actual thinking? Less sheep, more shepherd pie? Yes, yes, and a little more pie, please. Oh, and some more sweet tea, too
Jarod KintzI had to quit my taxi cab driving job because I had no way to get to work. The problem was I kept calling myself to come pick me up.
Jarod KintzMaking benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench.
Jarod KintzIn a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader.
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