Everything I’ve ever done, ever thought, ever experienced, and ever felt, has led me up to this moment in my life. And after accumulating and culminating it, all I can say is, “Ahhhhh!
Jarod KintzI’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that reads, “Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman.
Jarod KintzIn high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start, so I just rode the bench.
Jarod KintzI never got to call myself a door-to-door salesman, because, regrettably, I only ever went to one door. But one day I just might knock on another door, to be able to proudly say that I was once a door-to-door salesman.
Jarod KintzNot only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face.
Jarod KintzWhether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world.
Jarod KintzTime is such a waste of time to think about, because the longer you ponder it, the more of it you lose. And before you know it, you don’t know it, because you are nothing but dusty worm food.
Jarod KintzTo Do Today, 1/17/08
1. Sit and think
2. Reach enlightenment
3. Feed the cats
Here's a haiku/palindrome I wrote called, "Obsession."
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob,
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob,
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob
I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in.
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