i could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages
Megan BoyleTags: sports sports-writer
i want to interrupt a game of magic the gathering by busting through a wall on a motorcycle
Megan BoyleTags: motorcycle magic-the-gathering
people like to see will smith reacting to aliens
Megan BoyleTags: aliens will-smith
i want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party
Megan BoyleTags: brain
shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator
Megan BoyleTags: food
argued for an hour on the telephone. now looking at pictures of carbs
Megan BoyleTags: carbs
i want to fall backwards into a pit of bioluminescent pokémon
Megan BoyleTags: pokemon
For about four years, I’ve been telling people I hate sour cream. One time I sent back nachos because they had sour cream on them. I started saying this because a friend I admire hates sour cream. I told him I hated it too so we could have a funny thing in common.
Megan BoyleTags: lies
If someone asks me where I bought something I’m wearing, I will usually say I don’t remember.
Megan BoyleTags: clothes
most psychologists/philosophers we've learned about have experienced severe depressions, attempted suicide, were considered 'freaks' or 'insane' by their peers, locked themselves in their rooms, felt socially isolated, were either celibate or extremely promiscuous, and rarely found 'love
Megan BoyleTags: philosophy psychology
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