i could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages
Megan BoyleTag: sports sports-writer
i want to interrupt a game of magic the gathering by busting through a wall on a motorcycle
Megan BoyleTag: motorcycle magic-the-gathering
people like to see will smith reacting to aliens
Megan BoyleTag: aliens will-smith
i want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party
Megan BoyleTag: brain
shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator
Megan BoyleTag: food
argued for an hour on the telephone. now looking at pictures of carbs
Megan BoyleTag: carbs
i want to fall backwards into a pit of bioluminescent pokémon
Megan BoyleTag: pokemon
For about four years, I’ve been telling people I hate sour cream. One time I sent back nachos because they had sour cream on them. I started saying this because a friend I admire hates sour cream. I told him I hated it too so we could have a funny thing in common.
Megan BoyleTag: lies
If someone asks me where I bought something I’m wearing, I will usually say I don’t remember.
Megan BoyleTag: clothes
most psychologists/philosophers we've learned about have experienced severe depressions, attempted suicide, were considered 'freaks' or 'insane' by their peers, locked themselves in their rooms, felt socially isolated, were either celibate or extremely promiscuous, and rarely found 'love
Megan BoyleTag: philosophy psychology
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