i could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages

Megan Boyle

Mots clés sports sports-writer



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i want to interrupt a game of magic the gathering by busting through a wall on a motorcycle

Megan Boyle

Mots clés motorcycle magic-the-gathering



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people like to see will smith reacting to aliens

Megan Boyle

Mots clés aliens will-smith



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i want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party

Megan Boyle

Mots clés brain



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shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator

Megan Boyle

Mots clés food



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argued for an hour on the telephone. now looking at pictures of carbs

Megan Boyle

Mots clés carbs



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i want to fall backwards into a pit of bioluminescent pokémon

Megan Boyle

Mots clés pokemon



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For about four years, I’ve been telling people I hate sour cream. One time I sent back nachos because they had sour cream on them. I started saying this because a friend I admire hates sour cream. I told him I hated it too so we could have a funny thing in common.

Megan Boyle

Mots clés lies



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If someone asks me where I bought something I’m wearing, I will usually say I don’t remember.

Megan Boyle

Mots clés clothes



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most psychologists/philosophers we've learned about have experienced severe depressions, attempted suicide, were considered 'freaks' or 'insane' by their peers, locked themselves in their rooms, felt socially isolated, were either celibate or extremely promiscuous, and rarely found 'love

Megan Boyle

Mots clés philosophy psychology



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