Do not enter, closed for repairs, zombies will eat your face if you try to touch this vagina.

Tara Sivec


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It's okay, my penis is not offended in the least that it just made you throw up

Tara Sivec


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Really?   Because I recall you asking the Elvis impersonator at your Vegas wedding if he could add a line to Jenny’s vows that said, ‘I promise to always give blow jobs with a smile on my face and love in my heart,

Tara Sivec


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If you were mine, I would never be able to walk away from you. If you were mine, I'd worship every inch of your body with my hands, lips, and tongue. If you were mine, I wouldn’t be able to stand in the same room as you without running my hands over your skin and tasting your lips. If you were mine…

Tara Sivec


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I'm not scared because I can't give you my love in return, I'm scared because I love you so much sometimes it's hard to breathe."
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"Everything I have to give, it's yours. It's always been yours.

Tara Sivec


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He wanted to drown in her and shout at the top of his lungs that she was his. It was always her, only her.

Tara Sivec


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He looks at you like you’re the key to his soul and like he wants to devour you.

Tara Sivec


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I’m scared because I love you so much sometimes it’s hard to breathe.

Tara Sivec


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I don’t give a fuck who can hear us, Garrett said angrily. This one’s for me.

Tara Sivec


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It’s totally fine,” I explained to Liz as she paced back and forth behind the couch. “She’s totally housebroken. She’ll go to the door and spit on it when she needs to go out.

Tara Sivec


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