God said "Let there be light" and George morgan flipped the switch.
Tara SivecTags: humor
If I keep sampling the goods like this my ass is going to grow another cheek to make room for all the fat.
Tara SivecTags: humor
But if you were given the chance to go back, to tell the truth instead of lie to save someone’s life and their feelings... would you?
Tara SivecIt's going down, and it's going down right the fuck now. I don’t care if there is a room full of witnesses
Tara SivecShe’s calling our house. What ten-year-old girl needs to call a boy’s house? A slutty ten-year-old girl, that’s who. She’s got her sights on our son, and before we know it, she’s going to be giving him blow jobs on the back of the bus and forcing him to watch porn with her. This is our BABY, Carter!
Tara SivecWhy the fuck didn't anyone tell me that four-year-olds get woodys? I am not equipped to deal with this shit, Liz.
Tara SivecIt’s mind-blowing and delicious and better
than finding a pot of gold, a unicorn, and a leprechaun who shits diamonds at
the end of a rainbow.
Tags: humorous
I don’t even get the term, “the birds and the bees”.
How does that properly teach a kid about sex? You never see a pigeon railing a
dove or a honey bee sticking it to a bumble bee.
Tags: humourous
My father had bought him a shirt
that said “Sure you can date my daughter. In a completely unrelated topic,
have you seen my shotgun?
Tags: humorous
Oh fuck, he was right there. I was wet as hell and he could probably smell me now. I should have eaten strawberries or melon or a dozen roses or an entire mint plant. Did that work for women? I read an article that it worked for men. Their spunk tasted like what they ate. Did my vagina taste like spaghetti right now? God dammit! I shouldn't have eaten dinner!
Tara SivecTags: humor erotica erotic-romance
« first previous
Page 9 of 15.
next last »
Data privacy
Imprint
Contact
Diese Website verwendet Cookies, um Ihnen die bestmögliche Funktionalität bieten zu können.