I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

Groucho Marx

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We're the new power, come to replace the old. Cameras in the head, children with microchips, spin doctors rewriting reality as it happens.

Grant Morrison

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Maruman does not loll.

Isobelle Carmody

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That pompous phrase (graphic novel) was thought up by some idiot in the marketing department of DC. I prefer to call them Big Expensive Comics.

Alan Moore

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It has always seemed absurd to suppose that a god would choose for his companions, during all eternity, the dear souls whose highest and only ambition is to obey.

Robert G. Ingersoll

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Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. By true I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies and in the end, isn't that the truth?

The answer is no.

Leonard Nimoy

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Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?

Steven Wright

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Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.

Steven Wright

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Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Yogi Berra

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Applaud my idiocy.

Conan O'Brien

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