Today I feel like I did tomorrow.
Carroll BryantTags: humor humorist comedy humorous comedy-humor humorous-quotes
This,” Alaric explained to Sarah in what he thought was a kindly voice, “isn’t love you’re feeling. Only dopamine. Because Felix isn’t like anyone else you know. Being a creature of the night, he’s new and exciting and activates a neurotransmitter in your brain that releases feelings of euphoria when you’re around him…especially because you know you can never actually be together, and he seems complicated, and perhaps even sensitive and vulnerable at times. But I can assure you: he’s anything but.”
“How dare you?” Sarah demanded hotly. “It isn’t dopa…whatever! It’s love! Love!
Tags: humor love vampires comedy-humor dopamine
I'm happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways.
Lucille BallTags: comedy-humor
Rivera rubbed his temples. "Satan told you to do it?" he said wearily.
"No."
"Elvis?"
"I told you, it's supernatural.
Tags: supernatural comedy-humor elvis
I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.
Rita Mae BrownTags: opportunities reason opportunity comics comedy comedy-humor showing-off reasons comic-books humor-inspirational comic show-off sense-of-humor show-offs opportunity-temptation jared-wheat
Because I was a shy and awkward child, I used humour to deflect attention. It was a controlling mechanism. Because I could use it to control my image.
Catherine Tate
Tags: comedy-humor
When people get into their 30s plus "boyfriend" sounds weird...if you really think about it. Instead, I think we should universally start using the term "manfriend" or "snookie bookie cuddles pie".
Michelle M. PillowTags: humor relationships comedy nonsense comedy-humor thirties boyfriend manfriend
A stitch in time saves uncontrollable blood loss
Simon HaynesTags: science-fiction comedy-humor
People always talk about how great it is to get older. All I saw were more rules and more adults telling me what I could and couldn't do, in the name of what's " good for me." Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up.
James PattersonTags: comedy-humor james-patterson middle-school
A sturdy hold, but I think there's something up with the material.
Pete SortwellTags: humor humour comedy-humor
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