Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.

Steve Martin

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I like to think I'm not stupid often, tonight proves that when I am, I do it in a big way.

Lisa Renee Jones

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The table was covered with food like roast chicken, roast potatoes, roast parsnips, roast turkey, roast liquorice and, the centrepiece, a roasted knight.

Elias Zapple

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Answering the question 'How would you like to smell?' by saying 'I'd rather I didn't' is also no longer acceptable. It's not playing the game. Men are expected to put some cash into the cosmetic pot too - it's seen as almost un-feminist not to. What a uniquely capitalist response to that gender inequality: women have been forced by convention for generations - millennia - to spend money on expensive clothes and agonising shoes, to daub themselves with reality-concealing slap, to smell expensively inhuman, to self-mutilate in pursuit of eternal youth; and this, quite rightly, has come to be deemed unfair. But how do we end this hell? We make men do it too. Well done everyone.

David Mitchell

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Comedians love it when people point and laugh at them; naturists don't, despite many of them being funnier.

Roy Station.

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