Because there's no way on earth she's going to make it through college unless she grows some serious ovaries and turns this train wreck around
Lisa McMannTags: humor funny wake lisa-mcmann
To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome.
Gena ShowalterWer lügt, hat die Wahrheit immerhin gedacht.
Oliver HassencampUmgangsformen sind Formen, die zunehmend umgangen werden.
Oliver HassencampTags: wisdom truth humour funny
If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a bit more color and texture, but the Senate -- jeez. Yes, let's have more testosterone running the country.
Maximum Ride, School's Out--Forever
Tags: funny senate maximum-ride capitol
Took me a while to get to the point today, but that is because I did not know what the point was when I started.
William SafireTags: funny
You have food?" Winter scolded. "I thought you said you were hungry."
I'm hungry for other things besides what I have," [Clover] argued.
Tags: food funny winter clover geth hungry
What was that you gave me to eat?" Winter panicked.
A Filler Crisp," Clover said, his eyes seventy percent concerned and thirty percent mischievous.
Tags: food funny winter clover geth hungry
[Clover] secretly hitched a ride with a nice German couple and their new baby...Clover appeared to the baby, so as to be a delightful, soothing surprise. Well, the child did like Clover. In fact, she held him and cooed. When the parents turned around to look at her and saw their child holding a furry, living creature, they needlessly panicked.
Obert SkyeTags: food funny winter clover geth hungry
(True,) the white hole said. (My name is Khairelikoblepharehglukumeilichephreidosd'enagouni-) and at the same time he went flickering through a pattern of colors that was evidently the visual translation.
Diane DuaneTags: funny
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