Everybody! This is my cousin right here, and he just dethroned God's gift to Women - Griffin

S.C. Stephens

Tags: humor hilarious griffin funny-quotes d-bags



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When things go well for days on end, it is an hilarious accident.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

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... I have just experienced the most passionate kiss I've ever received from a guy, and it was on the freaking forehead!

Colleen Hoover

Tags: hilarious gentleman perfect-kiss way-too-cute



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His father had always said, Son, the most important thing in life is to make a contribution. Who would have thought Kittridge’s contribution would be video-blogging from the front lines of the apocalypse?

Justin Cronin

Tags: hilarious incongruous



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No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is...beastly.

Victoria Scott

Tags: hilarious lol sarcasm-humor



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Oh, god…” I whimper. “I haven’t done anything yet, baby,” Colton growls. “I know,” I pant. “I was just saying your name.

Jasinda Wilder

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Above him loomed a grotesque fat man [...] His bedrobe was large enough to serve as a tourney pavilion, but its loosely knotted belt had come undone, exposing a huge white belly and a pair of heavy breasts that sagged like sacks of suet covered with coarse yellow hair.

George R.R. Martin

Tags: hilarious gross



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Gilly Gilleshpee

Victoria Laurie

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Terrorism is just a whole other level of anger management issues.

Thisuri Wanniarachchi

Tags: humor anger-management terrorism hilarious



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Delores is a gorgeous name, for a gorgeous girl. Plus, it rhymes with clitoris...and I really know my way around them. Big fan.

Emma Chase

Tags: pick-up-line hilarious



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