Everybody! This is my cousin right here, and he just dethroned God's gift to Women - Griffin
S.C. StephensTag: humor hilarious griffin funny-quotes d-bags
When things go well for days on end, it is an hilarious accident.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.Tag: things end hilarious accident days well
... I have just experienced the most passionate kiss I've ever received from a guy, and it was on the freaking forehead!
Colleen HooverTag: hilarious gentleman perfect-kiss way-too-cute
His father had always said, Son, the most important thing in life is to make a contribution. Who would have thought Kittridge’s contribution would be video-blogging from the front lines of the apocalypse?
Justin CroninTag: hilarious incongruous
No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is...beastly.
Victoria ScottTag: hilarious lol sarcasm-humor
Oh, god…” I whimper. “I haven’t done anything yet, baby,” Colton growls. “I know,” I pant. “I was just saying your name.
Jasinda WilderTag: funny hilarious lol falling sexy nell haha colton hott falling-into-you jasinda-wilder
Above him loomed a grotesque fat man [...] His bedrobe was large enough to serve as a tourney pavilion, but its loosely knotted belt had come undone, exposing a huge white belly and a pair of heavy breasts that sagged like sacks of suet covered with coarse yellow hair.
George R.R. MartinGilly Gilleshpee
Victoria LaurieTerrorism is just a whole other level of anger management issues.
Thisuri WanniarachchiTag: humor anger-management terrorism hilarious
Delores is a gorgeous name, for a gorgeous girl. Plus, it rhymes with clitoris...and I really know my way around them. Big fan.
Emma ChaseTag: pick-up-line hilarious
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