Everybody! This is my cousin right here, and he just dethroned God's gift to Women - Griffin
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When things go well for days on end, it is an hilarious accident.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.Mots clés things end hilarious accident days well
... I have just experienced the most passionate kiss I've ever received from a guy, and it was on the freaking forehead!
Colleen HooverMots clés hilarious gentleman perfect-kiss way-too-cute
His father had always said, Son, the most important thing in life is to make a contribution. Who would have thought Kittridge’s contribution would be video-blogging from the front lines of the apocalypse?
Justin CroninMots clés hilarious incongruous
No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is...beastly.
Victoria ScottMots clés hilarious lol sarcasm-humor
Oh, god…” I whimper. “I haven’t done anything yet, baby,” Colton growls. “I know,” I pant. “I was just saying your name.
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Above him loomed a grotesque fat man [...] His bedrobe was large enough to serve as a tourney pavilion, but its loosely knotted belt had come undone, exposing a huge white belly and a pair of heavy breasts that sagged like sacks of suet covered with coarse yellow hair.
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Victoria LaurieMots clés hilarious stroke gilly
Terrorism is just a whole other level of anger management issues.
Thisuri WanniarachchiMots clés humor anger-management terrorism hilarious
Delores is a gorgeous name, for a gorgeous girl. Plus, it rhymes with clitoris...and I really know my way around them. Big fan.
Emma ChaseMots clés pick-up-line hilarious
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