The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Douglas AdamsTags: humor flight hg2g flying
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Lily TomlinTo say she was my girlfriend was absurd: no one the wrong side of thirty has a girlfriend… I suppose I ought to have realize it’s ominous that forty thousand years of human language had failed to produce a word for our relationship.
Robert HarrisTags: humor
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
Frank ZappaTags: humor
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. HeinleinLove is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Matt GroeningTags: humor love metaphor simpsons
There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.
Christopher MooreCan't stand all these poisonous creatures, all these snakes and insects and fish and things. Wretched things, biting everybody. And then people expect me to tell them what to do about it. I'll tell them what to do. Don't get bitten in the first place. (quoting Dr. Struan Sutherland)
Douglas AdamsTags: humor inspirational
I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you.
Jasper FfordeI find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho MarxTags: humor reading books television
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