If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
George Bernard ShawInsanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Narcotics AnonymousTags: humor life misattributed-mark-twain insanity misattributed-to-einstein misattributed-ben-franklin
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Lily TomlinI don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Woody AllenA man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.
P.G. WodehouseTags: humor misery moroseness subconscious
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Oscar WildeTags: humor
It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.
Steven WrightMen seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
Dorothy ParkerTags: humor
Which of us is happy in this world? Which of us has his desire? or, having it, is satisfied?
William Makepeace ThackerayTags: humor satire vanity classics
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.
Benjamin BrewsterTags: humor theory misattributed-to-einstein 1882 misattributed-to-yogi-berra quote-investigator
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