Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Mark TwainA lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.
Jane AustenTags: humor love women romantic
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
C.E.M. JoadTags: humor paraphrased creativity misattributed-to-einstein
Even on the most solemn occasions I got away without wearing socks and hid that lack of civilization in high boots
Albert EinsteinThe person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
Jane AustenTags: humor books classic aliteracy
Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.
Charles J. SykesTags: humor work misattributed-to-bill-gates nerd nerds
In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke.
Hermann HesseTags: humor eternity joke discordian discordianism
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
Garrison KeillorI like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.
Tags: humor drinking drunken-behaviour
Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.
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