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A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.

Jane Austen

Tag: humor love women romantic

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

C.E.M. Joad

Tag: humor paraphrased creativity misattributed-to-einstein

Even on the most solemn occasions I got away without wearing socks and hid that lack of civilization in high boots

Albert Einstein

Tag: humor fashion

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

Jane Austen

Tag: humor books classic aliteracy

Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.

Charles J. Sykes

Tag: humor work misattributed-to-bill-gates nerd nerds

In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke.

Hermann Hesse

Tag: humor eternity joke discordian discordianism

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

Garrison Keillor

Tag: humor religion

I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.

Dorothy Parker

Tag: humor drinking drunken-behaviour

Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.

Meg Cabot

Tag: humor food